Twilight spoof: cookies
at bella’s house….
Bella:its my b-day today can you get me something?
Edward:sure what do you want?
Bella: (SLOW MOTION…) COOOOOKKKKIIIIIEEEEESSSSS
Edward:what about this…..
Bella: mmmmmhhhhh you taste like cookies
at edward’s place…
Edward:cookies are my only reason to..stay….alive if that’s what i am…..
at the party…..
alice: hurry hurry!
Bella: ummm where are my cookies?
alice: your cookies are safe bella, i made you a cake…
Bella:whoah that is one tiny cake god that would barely fill me up…
alice:open this first….
Bella:ouch (blood drops on the carpet)
jasper:OMYGOSH you stained the carpet (going to bite her..)
Edward:BACK away from my B^^^^
japer:NOOOOOOOO
Bella it was just a drop of blood god!
to be continued……….if you want more just tell me…..