Twilight spoof: cookies

at bella’s house….

Bella:its my b-day today can you get me something?

Edward:sure what do you want?

Bella: (SLOW MOTION…) COOOOOKKKKIIIIIEEEEESSSSS

Edward:what about this…..

Bella: mmmmmhhhhh you taste like cookies

at edward’s place…

Edward:cookies are my only reason to..stay….alive if that’s what i am…..

at the party…..

alice: hurry hurry!

Bella: ummm where are my cookies?

alice: your cookies are safe bella, i made you a cake…

Bella:whoah that is one tiny cake god that would barely fill me up…

alice:open this first….

Bella:ouch (blood drops on the carpet)

jasper:OMYGOSH you stained the carpet (going to bite her..)

Edward:BACK away from my B^^^^ 

japer:NOOOOOOOO

Bella it was just a drop of blood god!

to be continued……….if you want more just tell me…..