iCarly funny moments......

sam: we need to get even...
freddie: uhhh...
sam: i ma place to win....
freddie: but....
sam: i know what to do when i look at you...
sam: OMYGOD! its the bear named freddie....BAD BEAR (hits the mascot)
freddie: ahhhhh never do that again....
sam: why? your not the boss of me! (hits the mascot again)
freddie: just wait your face will be.....
sam: hmmmm
freddie: your right! you won i lost!
sam: and now... my face will forever become a part of your skin....quwe!!!
freddie: ahhhhh
freddie: (rolls his eyes)
sam: wait a sec. (gets a paper bag and puts it on freddie's head)
carly: sam!
sam: what! How can i have a crush freddie if I'm looking at his face?
sam: well will just leave and you will start to put your hand up and say "you rotten kids"
sam: (silence..... then gets the fire extinguisher.... slams it into the table.) i got it.
carly: do it sam!
sam: so your saying that I'm sorry for hitting you with an apple in the head.(gets the apple in carly's hand and throws it to the guy.)
carly: (leaves sam behind)
sam: but I'm a lovable person.... (pushes the guy into the locker.)
sam: (drinks cola the approches freddie and slam's the computer on freddie
freddie: so this is how much it costs and the we will...... OOOOUUUUCCCCCHHHHH!!!!
sam: hey! you know what's cool?
freddie: what?
sam: not you!
THE END!